How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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