Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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