do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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