No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
