he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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