Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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its like you know when i get waxed
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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