Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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