You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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