I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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