it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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