i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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