oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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