what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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