so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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