please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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