I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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