i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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