So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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