I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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