its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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