So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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