How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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