no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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