i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it's like iHOP with fire
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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