so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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