I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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