This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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