that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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