I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
