Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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