the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Your penis caused this!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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