doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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