How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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