so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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