Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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