I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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