She said her name was "party"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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