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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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