Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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