She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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