this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
porn star boner night. come get it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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