Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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