found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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