So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
These tits shall not be calmed
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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