I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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