Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
tell me about the fingering
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