can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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