loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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