that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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