i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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